• It’s the perfect gift for the non-horsey people in your life ! [But you can read it too]
• A hilarious journey through the wonderful world of horses (WWH!!!) as experienced by Me ! - Jimmy Squib, author of my ‘Guide to How to Live with Horses and Not Go Barmy’.

Learn spiffing new facts about the WWH!!! - find out if Farriers are really aliens from the planet Zog - a mysterious world in the constellation of Alpha Centuri. And who are the 'Men in Grey Suits' from the OEPSAIIPZAETW - and does this organisation actually exist ?

Contemplate whether your social media 'friends' are really real, or are they actually dreamed up by computers ?

Learn whether Running Farm Accounts were invented in the Stone Age, and led to the Wars of the Roses, the Civil War and the Highland Rebellion of ‘Bonnie’ Prince Charlie.

Discover what happened at the Aston Carbuncle Affiliated Rather Snooty But Not As Snooty As Some Others Pony Club Rally.

Meet 'Old Seth' a disgusting old countryman who performed mystic things in his mystic shed for his horsey clients – until, that is, he was arrested. Also meet 'Madge', the matriarch, who is rumoured to be 1,000 years old, and ‘Janet’, the kickboxing wrestler who’s also a Pony Club Mom.

Discover why there's no 'fun' in 'fun rides' and marvel as 'Bargain Basement Reg' suddenly discovers his world-beating talent for repairing trailer axles. Consider whether it was worth it consulting Eric Normal - 'I Really Am You Know', the Therapist, before he ended up in intensive therapy himself and find out why Basil Smales changed his name to Rupert St George Potential. It's all in here - and much much more. So strap yourself in, readers, this is going to be a 'roller-coaster' of a ride.

Copies are available from me – just £10 (postage free !) – J Squib (aka Richard Westwood-Brookes) just drop me an email to: dickydire8@yahoo.com

or you can obtain a copy from ebay, or it is available from all Amazon Books platforms.

P.s. If you get a copy from me direct, I’ll sign and dedicate it for you.

ISBN 9781077445659